catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via worlded)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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whoevencarestbh:

Ohhhhh my god

whoevencarestbh:

Ohhhhh my god

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phobias:

mondays

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via daddyporn)

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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zerbalicious:

When you ready come and get it nanana

zerbalicious:

When you ready come and get it nanana

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Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

abitofsilliness:

foodchewer:

i wanna die like this

Puppy Suffocation

(Source: thefrogman, via recklessandwanderlust)